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1.  Sadness is not real. It is just a bad sandwich.

2.  When you find yourself being thrown into a meat grinder as a fraternity hazing, just remember that you paid for it and it will all be worth it when you get to drink some booze and bang some drunk ladies who have no self-esteem. Fraternities rule.

3.  If you go to college and they ask you to pay for it and you do pay for it, you have just wasted money and proven that evolution is stupid.

4.  You can always be a shepherd.